I went around the back of our home listening to the sound of chainsaws and falling limbs. Tim came around the corner with a phone in his hand. "I've been out here 4 minutes." I looked at the car in the drive, a white Hyundai. "Where's your car? Oh yeah, someone backed into it."
" Nope. I'm heading home to check out the sofa."
"Oh, I miss those afternoon naps."